You’re certainly familiar with the name Kevin Costner. He’s been a friendly part of your Hollywood entertainment since Bull Durham, rising even more to star in classics like Field of Dreams, Waterworld, and of course, his newest outing, Paramount television’s Yellowstone.
Now, in possibly the most irrational and badly thought-out article in recent memory, Costner has filed suit against the ABC television network and specifically, the program The View, for spreading “hate speech”. The entire proposition makes literally no sense at all, so strap in.
Legal expert and Costner’s co-star in the epic movie Sizzle Beach U.S.A. Joseph Barron, told our investigators that this entire thing is complete bullshit.
“Yeah, this is pretty ridiculous. I mean, why Kevin Costner? Because he’s in Yellowstone, a show that’s pretty beloved by the gum job crowd? The guy is an actor. Like Alec Baldwin. Ask those old fruitcakes how they feel about him.”
Barron continued his rant while on television, the hosts on Fox went off for the eight hundredth time about Hunter Biden’s laptop holding the secrets of the universe.
“Can you even sue for hate speech? I don’t think you can. And what hate speech? A bunch of yentas blabbering about hair color and muffins isn’t ‘hate speech’. Good lord, these conservative morons are dumber than a pickup truck full of crescent wrenches.”
Costner has made no statement as of yet to the public, and is scheduled to continue on Yellowstone this coming Sunday after wrapping up filming on his newest film, 8000 Miles to Graceland : Even Gayer.
